If your AVIS on-line rental price is considerably lower than the other vendors, and seems to good to be true.... it is.

Avis still has Ford Crown Vics in their fleet. Loaded. The only option that was missing was a topless Betty White sitting in the back seat holding a pair of martini glasses.

A lot of the money I saved was pumped into the fuel tank of this behemoth. That POS wandered all over the road on the cheap factory tires and the wiper blades were as effective as a t-shirt soaked in beef gravy,

I cruised the parking lot in front of Denny's @ 3pm and the bitches were all over me.

True dat.